So I explained about my china trip in an earlier post, and now... I'M BACK! Actually Ive been back for a while now.

It was awesome! The weather was hot as FUCK! The food was delicious as FUCK! My presentation was scary as FUCK! (I nearly shit my pants, twice... literally) How come you all thought it was a fucked up place to be because of their government? It wasn't even bad. the people were happy and pleasant and best of all no one was fat. I didn't see a single fat chinese person while I was there, and I was there for a week. As soon as I got home I saw soo many fat people in one day I couldn't even count them on my hands and toes combined. (It must have been a fat parade.. I dunno.)

So we landed in Shanghai and headed straight for a city called Wuxi. (Interesting city, lots of history. It's known for silkworms and roof tiles or something, I wasn't really paying attention, I was just enjoying the food.) We stayed in a big ass hotel with marble everywhere. Our rooms where big and the bathrooms had marble everywhere too, I'm gunna get a bathroom like that one day. While we were in Wuxi we visited the university of Jiangnan, where I had to do a powerpoint presentation of my animation course and show my work. I needed a shit all day, but 5 minutes before my presentation my ass decided it had to shit then and there. I very nearly shit my pants, the only reason I managed to hold it in was because of the adrenalin rush I was getting from the thought of presenting my work to a bunch of foreign strangers... As soon as I got back to the hotel I destroyed the toilet and never felt more relived in my life.

The second university I visited was in a city called Guangzhou(I think?). Now this was a true city, people everywhere, tall fucking buildings everywhere, and trees were everywhere too, seriously, Ive never seen so many trees in an urban setting before, It was pretty cool. SCAU university was pretty big too, I had to do another presentation here, but this time in front of a lecture hall and for a second time during this trip I almost shit my pants again. Exactly the same scenario as last time, right before I was due to present my ass was all like "Fuck you bitch, time to ruin everything!". Barely held it in, but now I was finished with presentations! We ate like kings for the last couple of days before coming back home... to this fucking freezing island to the left of France.

TL;DR:
I'm back from china, it was awesome, weather was hot, food was delicious, I nearly shit my pants twice.

Heres a picture: